The New CEO
A new company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO.
This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facility, the CEO notices a guy leaning against the wall.
The room is full of workers and he sees this great opportunity to show everyone he means business! The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, “and how much do you make a week?”
Surprised, the young guy gulps and replies, “I make about $300 a week.”
The CEO reaches in his pocket, pulls out $300, shoves it in the guy’s face and screams, “Here’s a week’s pay; now get out of here and don’t come back!”
Feeling pretty good about the example he has just established, the CEO looks around and room and asks, “Now does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?”
With a sheepish grin one of the other workers replied, “That was the Dominos Pizza delivery boy.”