Children’s Museum

One of our karate moms described the family’s recent trip to Grand Rapids and their preparations to visit the children’s museum there. The night before their grandmother found a coupon.

Grandmother  “Look, I found a coupon ‘Buy a child, get a child free.’”

Child #1 “Why would anyone want to buy a child and get one for free?”

The next morning one of the kids was particularly slow about getting ready. When told to hurry up so they could go to the children’s museum, he responded.

Child #1 “What’s the big deal about going to visit a bunch of dead children?”

Child #2 “There are dead children at the children’s museum?!”

Child #1 “What did you think would be there?”

Child #2 “Well I don’t know. I thought they would be in cages or somethin’.”

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