Go for the Quick Laugh

Jokes don’t have to be longwinded. Try these one-liners out on your friends:

• I sold my vacuum cleaner—all it was doing was gathering dust.

• I give all my dead batteries away—free of charge.

• I hate elevators, so I take steps to avoid them.

• I know a man who drinks brake fluid. But he says he can stop any time.

• When will all the rhetorical questions end?

• Women really should not have children after 35. After all, 35 children are enough.

• It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things........ literally.

• A hard-boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

• There are only 10 types of people in the world—those who understand binary and those who don’t.

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