The tax auditor called the vicar of a church. “I’m contacting you to confirm that the church received a $10,000 donation from a parishioner by the name of Tony Smith.” “Tony Smith, you say?” the vicar replied. “I’ll have to consult our bank records, but I can assure you that if we haven’t received a

Two Guys

Two guys were out walking their dogs on a hot day, when they pass by a pub. The first guy says “Let’s go in there for a pint.” Second guy, says, “They won’t let us in with our dogs.” First guy: “Sure they will, just follow my lead.” He goes up to the pub, and

Trading Places

A world-famous scientist was being driven to a university where he was scheduled to give a lecture. During the drive, he complained to his chauffeur: “I’m not sure how much longer I can do this. I’m so bored with giving the same lecture at every campus we visit.” “I have an idea,” said the driver.

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A hunter had a grizzly bear in the sights. Just before he could pull the trigger, the bear said, “Don’t shoot. I’m not armed.” The bear sat down on a large rock and patted the ground next to where it was seated. “Come sit. Let’s talk this out. We might be able to reach some


A husband and wife were driving through Louisiana. As they approached Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth, then they stopped for lunch. At the counter, the husband asked the blonde waitress, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce


Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.” The interviewer inquires, “Well, what would you say to